i really need a caption for this photo…

This was taken right in front of the FLATIRON building in New York City. I was asking the guy in the suit what he was.
     “Are you a chile or a tongue?”
     He said, “I don’t know. What do you think?”
     While I’m thinking to myself, “How does a guy put that costume on and not know what it is?”
     He responds with, “I’m a Rorschach.”

My subsequent thought process went like this:
How does a guy who has to dress like a chile/tongue/flame know about Rorschach tests?
What if I didn’t know what Rorschach tests were?
That would mean I’d be dumber than a dude getting paid by the hour to wear a humiliating costume.
I wonder if I’m even qualified to wear a costume.
People in the Northeast are really smart… even the costume-tongues.

Anyhow, I need a caption for this photo.

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